Turns out Hyrum thinks this is a GREAT idea. Here is an example photo:
|Please take note of the adorable little right-side "beauty mark" on his bum. I love it!|
|"Tasting" the ring, which really means "licking the bathwater off it"...yikes|
Martha Stewart, who is a very talented but definitely unlikeable person. Anyone who makes it look like making something like this is easy is just...not someone I could be close intimate bosom friends with. I wish Martha would say things like, "Man! This sure was tough! I had all kinds of blood flowing from my hands as I wrestled with these nasty little buggers, but this great wreath was pretty much worth it!" No, instead she offers something with that pleasant smile like, "There's no end to how you can use pine cones to enhance your holiday!" And I am not making that up.
Fortunately, there are more honest crafters out there, like the Little Birdies (of the popular Little Birdie Secrets blog--see link below). I love them. I steal all of their ideas. Well, technically not steal, since I do give them credit, but let's just say that without their genius cute ideas I would be completely lost. Here's my most recent project from them:
up-cycled book page table runner only took about fifteen minutes, including digging my sewing machine out of Hyrum's closet, and was so easy a ten-year-old could do it. But I was very pleased with the results, and Brian even completed its shabby-artsy-chic look. All you need is an old book (I had a free copy of Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates with a totally ripped-off cover), some thread, and Elmer's glue. The best part is how you can dress it up on top with holiday-appropriate decorations (like found pine cones, our candlestick, and some awesome berry-covered branches that I dug out of our dumpster!). Plus, it's so eco-friendly to do stuff with things that people would throw away if you didn't take them (like free books from your local library). Yes kids! Rip up your books! Make 'em into crafts! (What am I encouraging here??)
Maybe someday Hyrum will make crafts with me. I'm excited already.